“your friend is hot” story of my life

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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

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rotaway:

Hey hey, you shut your face about Bourbon!

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cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

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h-ydration:

✩
c-rackr0ck:

babe xx

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

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